Ninja Shop: Contact Us (or Not)

Warning: Do not contact us. We're busy throwing stars at the sky.

But, if you really must, try the following:

• Fill out our super-secret, ultra-sophisticated contact form (not really, just a bunch of fields with placeholder text)
• Email us at [ninja@ninja.com](mailto:ninja@ninja.com)
• Drop by our secret underground lair (just kidding, it's not that secret)

Don't. Just don't.

Or do, we'll probably just ignore you.